Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Archive Warning: Graphic Depictions Of Violence
Relationships: Blackbeard | Edward Teach & Blackbeard | Edward Teach, Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet, Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet/Blackbeard | Edward Teach, Blackbeard | Edward Teach & Crew of the Revenge (Our Flag Means Death), Blackbeard | Edward Teach & Israel Hands, Minor or Background Relationship(s)
Characters: Blackbeard | Edward Teach, Stede Bonnet, Crew of the Revenge (Our Flag Means Death), Israel Hands, Fang (Our Flag Means Death), Frenchie (Our Flag Means Death), Other Character Tags to Be Added
Additional Tags: Time Travel, Crack Treated Seriously, Character Study, Humour, Identity, Self-Worth Issues, Self-Discovery, Self-Acceptance, POV Blackbeard | Edward Teach, Unreliable Narrator, Blackbeard | Edward Teach Deserves Nice Things, Young Blackbeard | Edward Teach, Blackbeard | Edward Teach Has ADHD, (just like in canon. especially obvious since this is his pov anyway), Post-Season/Series 01, Co-Captains, Established Relationship, post-reunion, Man cheerfully bullies himself, Despite his best efforts it results in some genuine self-reflection, Aging, And the pains of having to witness it on yourself with no previous warning, Canon-Typical Historical Inaccuracy (Our Flag Means Death), The Arcane Ways Of The Sea, Cats may possibly be witches, Illiterate Blackbeard | Edward Teach, Literate Blackbeard | Edward Teach, He contains multitudes what can I say?, Other Additional Tags to Be Added, Beta Wanted
“Fuck me!” Ed says when he finally takes in the situation. The situation in question seemingly being a younger version of himself, mid-twenties, right on the prime of the whole Blackbeard schtick, crouched defensively on deck and surrounded by half of the Revenge’s crew. The Babybeard, for his part, has been shrewdly sizing him up, trying to be all subtle about it, but now makes a show of dubiously eyeing him up and down.
“Seems to me you’d be getting the better end of that deal, Old Man.” Oh, he is absolutely fucking delightful, all wound up and prickly and still convinced he has shit-all to prove to anyone at all. Ed is going to have so much fun crushing his entire worldview!
“Aww, don’t dismiss the value of experience,” he winks, “I know a lot more about what you like than you do.” He punctuates this with a delicate sip of his tea, pinky out, an airy swish of the sleeve of his wrapping gown.
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The Mad Devil Pyrate Blackbeard has been living in kinda-retired bliss for a couple of years now, mostly going by Ed these days and enjoying a spoiled and pampered life as The Infamous Captain Edwards’s co-captain, when he is abruptly faced with his worst and most fucking annoying foe yet: Himself.
Angela Davis, Are Prisons Obsolete?
Ejeris Dixon and Leah Lakshmi Piepzna-Samarasinha (eds.), Beyond Survival: Strategies and Stories from the Transformative Justice Movement
Elizabeth Hinton, America On Fire: The Untold History of Police Violence and Black Rebellion Since the 1960s
Mariame Kaba, We Do This Til We Free Us: Abolitionist Organizing and Transformative Justice
Colin Kaepernick (ed.), Abolition for the People: The Movement for a Future Without Policing and Prisons
Robin DG Kelley, Freedom Dreams: The Black Radical Imagination
Victoria Law, “Prisons Make Us Safer” and 20 Other Myths About Mass Incarceration
Assata Shakur, Assata: An AutobiographyZena Sharman, The Care We Dream Of: Liberatory and Transformative Approaches to LGBTQ+ Health
Dean Spade, Mutual Aid: Building Solidarity During This Crisis (and the Next)
Heather Ann Thompson, Blood in the Water: The Attica Prison Uprising of 1971 and Its Legacy
Ruth Wilson Gilmore, Abolition Geography: Essays Towards Liberation
- The “getting it done in an unconventional way” method.
- The “it’s not cheating to do it the easy way” method.
- The “fuck what you’re supposed to do” method.
- The “get stuff done while you wait” method.
- The “you don’t have to do everything at once” method.
- The “it doesn’t have to be permanent to be helpful” method.
- The “break the task into smaller steps” method.
- The “treat yourself like a pet” method.
- The “it doesn’t have to be all or nothing” method.
- The “put on a persona” method.
- The “act like you’re filming a tutorial” method.
- The “you don’t have to do it perfectly” method.
- The “wait for a trigger” method.
- The “do it for your future self” method.
- The “might as well” method.
- The “when self discipline doesn’t cut it” method.
- The “taking care of yourself to take care of your pet” method.
- The “make it easy” method.
- The “junebugging” method.
- The “just show up” method.
- The “accept when you need help” method.
- The “make it into a game” method.
- The “everything worth doing is worth doing poorly” method.
- The “trick yourself” method.
- The “break it into even smaller steps” method.
- The “let go of should” method.
- The “your body is an animal you have to take care of” method.
- The “fork theory” method.
- The “effectivity over aesthetics” method.
This is the sacred texts, this is the holy grail.
everyone living in EU - please support the citizens initiative for safe and accessible abortion!!
If I may, I’ll use this as an opportunity to also share this EU citizens’ initiative to ban the conversion therapy
I do not request reblogs often, but reblog this no matter where you are from so people from the EU can see and sign this. Please. Let’s make a difference. Thank you! ⚔️🌈
Things I heard for the first time at the Heathrow Con today:
There was a deleted scene in ‘the curse of the seafaring life’ prior to garlic soup on the bed. Jim was looking for the garlic and salt, and getting all worked up. Archie looked at Olu and said, ‘Getting wet below decks’. Olu agrees. Madeleine Sami ad-libbed the line, but it was further confirmation of the polycule.
There was a character arc for Wee John in which he is getting tired of being treated as ‘the big guy’. When Stede asks him to do something such as steal the wheel, Wee John was supposed to look at him and pout. Apparently each time he did it, Rhys and Kristian cracked up so much, they had to abandon the scene.
There has to be outtakes of these scenes.Someone asked if the ‘boyfriend’ line was scripted in 208. Rhys said it was definitely not scripted, but can’t remember if he improv’d it or David threw it in on set as improv.
Oh, and both Nathan and Con rejected the idea there was any frisson between Lucius and Izzy.
Readers, make sure you have all your favourite Ao3 fics downloaded.
Writers, make sure you have copies of all the fics you have posted on Ao3.
I don’t want to be alarming, but things could get really bad really fast. OTW shared this today on Twitter, and I’m a bit worried about it 😅
Ao3 is a non-profit organisation. If they have to start paying taxes, I have no idea what will happen.
I’d like to remind everybody that this isn’t just about A03 or civil rights organizations. This could be applied to any 501 organization. That includes churches, schools, museums and library support organizations. All sorts of support organizations like soup kitchens or places like goodwill. Those are all non-profit organizations and they all have a 501 status. This is a threat to every civil organization we have that is meant to help the public.
So please contact your representatives. Please look this up on Twitter and click the link so you can call your representatives and voice against this. Because there’s a hell of a lot more at stake with a bill like this than just ao3. People’s lives could be at risk.
The House will vote THIS WEEK to determine whether the incoming Trump administration will have the power to shut down non-profit organizations with no due process.
Congress has already tried to fast-track this legislation once and failed because of the onslaught of calls to their offices. We can’t let them do this quietly. Congress giving Trump the power to crush dissent and target organizations fighting for justice is a betrayal. Tell your representatives to vote NO on this dangerous bill!
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Hi all! We’re looking for a crew! ✨🏴☠️
We think #YouWearFineFramesWell - so we’re calling out to all you creative minds!
We want to do a frame animation of the season 2 moonlight scene of Our Flag Means Death. Everyone can join and we’ll tell you how:
You can participate with any medium as long as it visually recreates the frame(s) you’ve been assigned. There’s no “minimum skill requirement” or anything!
The project is hosted by @tsutsuya and @ramsranch so don’t hesitate to ask us questions or e-mail us.
You might have seen the #OurFramesMeanLove project before which serves as inspiration for this one!
Em ( @emcolbs ) and Cait ( @sadbananarama ) did a perfect job so please leave some love!
Check it out here:
The deadline will be the 31st of Janurary 2025!
E-Mail us: youwearfineframeswell@gmail.com
Just sign up using this form if you want to participate:
a whole bunch of gazan mutual aid projects and nonprofits. if the decision of which individual fundraiser to give to feels too daunting, or if you just want to help as many people as possible in one go, these are great initiatives to support.
- care for gaza - focuses on providing food and essential supplies. donate here or here.
- connecting humanity - securing internet access via donations of virtual sim cards (esims). if you can’t afford a whole plan yourself, crips for esims is a communal pool that will use your donation to purchase and maintain esims
- gaza soup kitchen - provides food, medical care, and classes for children. also has a gofundme
- glia gaza medical support initiative - provides medical care through field clinics and tents at hospitals. donations can also be sent through their website.
- ele elna elak - provides clean water, food, clothing, and shelter. they also have a gofundme
- life for gaza - raising money for the gaza municipality to repair water and waste management infrastructure
- taawon - partners with local civil organizations to provide food, water, medical care, shelter, and basic supplies
- the sameer project - running various initiatives providing tents, medical care, and necessities. they have their own encampment project focused on sheltering families with children, sick and disabled members, or members in need of perinatal care
- islamic relief worldwide’s gaza emergency appeal - provides food, water, hygiene kits, medical supplies, and psychological support
- baitulmaal - provides a variety of necessities, including food, water, shelter, and medical supplies
- gaza mutual aid fund - distributes food, hygiene products, water, and other essential supplies, including financial support. run by @/el-shab-hussein’s amazing friend Mona. updates can be found on her instagram.
- hygiene kits for gaza - provides hygiene supplies including menstrual products, wipes, and toothbrushes/toothpaste
- anera - provides a variety of necessities, including food, water, hygiene supplies, medicine, blankets and mattresses, and psychological care
- palestine children’s relief fund - provides supplies and support with a focus on children. also has an initiative for lebanon
- dahnoun mutual aid - provides water, food, tents, baby supplies, financial support, and other necessities. updates can be found through their instagram
certainly this is not an exhaustive list, so please feel free to add on other projects or organizations that i didn’t include. and as always, please take the time to donate if you can and share. it truly makes all the difference.
So I thought this was commonly known internet navigation (but apparently it might just be those of us who have been using the internet since the 90’s who still know it). Or so it seems based on… a grumpy comment I got.
When you see an arrow like this:
It means you click it to expand out a hidden section.
It’s an accordion section/menu! It’s useful in web design to hide information that may be overwhelming under specific headers so people can only see what they need.
Here I’m using it for people who need the content warnings to be able to check, but for those who don’t need them and don’t want to be spoiled to just move right past without accidentally reading anything.
It’s still the user’s responsibility to click the arrow and read things as they need! But it is all warned. (And, yes, the all encompassing issues are already a tag on the fic, I’m just providing additonal warnings per chapter.)
Ah, sorry yes! For those who want the html, it’s the details and summary tags!
Holy shit?? I didn’t know AO3 could do this. This is so useful!
Support for <details> was added about a year ago, and more people should definitely know about it!
Why is Stede so hard to draw?
run me through 🫶
i still think y'all are making a lot of weird assumptions about how the 2x06 makeover plotline was going to go
i’m confident the plot was never going to be that the makeover in and of itself was all it took to seduce ed, for several reasons but the most important one is that on a basic structural level that would make the plot of the episode incoherent. like, the ned low stuff was still going to happen; it’s not like it was originally going to be an entire episode about a makeover and they suddenly decided to replace that with a whole weird thing about bronson pinchot as a torturer after the late rewrites. (not only would there not have been time for that, ned low was being foreshadowed way back in 1x01.) so it doesn’t make sense to think the ned low stuff originally had nothing to do with ed and stede having sex, that makes no sense.
what was going to happen was you had this whole plotline about escalating sexual tension that was annoying everyone on the ship, and then you had the makeover and dancing and stuff which drove the sexual tension situation even higher, and THEN the ned low situation happens and ed and stede sleeping together is still a reaction to that trauma, it’s just a bit more clearly set up because you had this whole plotline about mounting sexual tension and the whole taking-it-slow thing being really difficult for both of them even before the big trauma occurred.
(and the implication was not ever going to be that ed…wasn’t attracted to stede before the makeover, or that stede NEEDED a makeover for ed to want to sleep with him, or even that the makeover was particularly an improvement. i’m not sure why anyone thinks there is any chance at all of that. for one thing, we know explicitly that the whole REASON for the makeover was that there was already a lot of sexual tension, the tension was there because they both already desperately wanted to have sex! and of course the whole point of this would have been that stede never actually needed to change and become the manly pirate from his dream to win ed over, he just believed he did, that’s the cut-down arc that’s already there.)
#have people never seen a romcom where someone gets a makeover from well meaning people#and then the object of their affection is like “you don’t have to do this! I like you as you are!”#is that not. the WHOLE point of the makeover trope?#to reaffirm that your true love likes you as you are#OR the crew is a bunch of queer people. they might be GOOD at helping stede find a new look that makes him feel confident.#and is still authentic to his own lovely self#also it’s just objectively funny to consider the crew desperate to resolve the sexual tension between ed and stede#and would have been a great opportunity to show that all was forgiven post kraken era (via @chaotic-neutral-knitter)
Maeglinthebold | MayGlenn’s Hobbit Birthday Ficlet Giveaway 2024
For the 5th year in a row!! In the tradition of hobbits giving away presents for their birthdays, I’d love to gift you a fic in my birthday month, so please give me prompts! I promise it’s a present for me, too. I just need:
- Characters and/or ship
- Prompt (scenario, word, song, etc.)
- Your AO3 handle if you want me to make it a gift work
- You can send me an ask, a Discord message, reply to this post, whatever you fancy!
And the final batch of fics!
- Snug as an Exogorth in an Asteroid - FinnPoe (Star Wars) for @a-singer-of-songs
- Auntie - Ed + the crew (OFMD) for @venusdebotticelli
- Snacc Run - Clifton/Nick (WWDITS) for @nyanjai
- Inn Guests - Gentlebeard + “I (Who Have Nothing)” by Roberta Flack (OFMD)
If I missed your prompt please let me know, and thanks to those who gave me prompts, reblogged, and enjoyed the fics. See you next year!
THIS IS A CALL TO ACTION. Censorship affects all of us, and if Project 2025 gets its way, the entire trans publishing industry is at a significant risk of criminalization. In this article, I lay out the problem and the stakes, and suggest a broad action plan with dozens of potential response ✊
What I cover:
- Citations from P25
- Historical overview of American obscenity law as pertains to trans people
- Assessment of trans censorship in Nazi Germany
- Three core philosophies for resisting fascist censorship
- An action plan broken down by interest group (readers, authors, etc.)
I took absolutely no pleasure writing this article, but I have a lot of research around obscenity law and historical precedents for this that I know nobody else has access to, and getting the information out there is crucial right now 😔
The core thesis of this article - one that echoes much of the other advice that I’ve seen floating around leftist spheres over the past week - is that our best defense against this type of censorship is mass grassroots action. If every person who reads this picked five books they want to preserve and five people they want to share this with, it would have a much broader impact than if a singular group of readers attempts to document and archive the entire corpus.
A centralized preservation effort can do immense work, of course, but it won’t be accessible to the trans people who need to read trans books and see trans joy to survive whatever comes next.
